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“i’m gonna hear the saddest songs and sit alone and wonder”

October 22, 2008

Thanks to Vic, and because this bandwagon takes less time to jump on than the 7 things meme (i haven’t forgotten, just running late, per usual).

Your result for The Personality Defect Test…

Emo Kid

You are 43% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dadSo, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn’t I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

Amused. I’ve never been called emo before. Only because emo didn’t really exist when i was a teenager.

It’s pathetic how bad i am at personality quizzes – “well, see, it depends on the situation…” “hey! those answers aren’t even mutually exclusive.” “But, both!” “But, neither.” That probably says more about my personality than anything.

Lady Brett
“Screaming Infidelities” – Dashboard Confessional

3 Comments leave one →
  1. freedomgirl permalink
    October 22, 2008 11:10 am

    haha greg was just looking for an emo kid!

    yeah, i took this test three times, coming up first as the class clown, then as a hippie, and finally as a robot (which is the opposite of the class clown), but only because the gf was looking over my shoulder making me answer honestly…

  2. October 22, 2008 11:13 am

    awww 0 % brutal is the sweetest thing ever. Let’s be friends and I’ll kick some ass for you and be arrogant about it too. :)

    “quiet pussy” is just awesome. Love this quiz.

  3. October 22, 2008 1:21 pm

    hehe, i was a robot too…apparently that’s an emo kid with a little shot of rationality – basically the difference in whether sciences or arts are more important =)

    i’ll be your friend! and, yeah, i totally saw “emo kid” and thought “hmm, not sure this is accurate.” then i saw “quiet pussy” and thought “oh! yep, that’s me.” ;)

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