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“Michael, let me show you something cool”

April 28, 2008
This has been floating around the blogs recently, but i particularly like this slightly tweaked for us queers version that Dylan posted. So here goes.
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Well, sex anytime is good by me. Sex at night is certainly the most common, and i like that. But i love morning sex. I love it. I also like that it’s not as common, that’s part of the fun. But i love the lazy Saturday morning, kind of accidental (oh, i just meant to cuddle) sex. I love how sweet and soft Saturday morning sex starts off. Or there’s weekday morning “oh shit, i’m going to be late to work, but i just can’t keep my hands off you” sex (and i just got to do this for the first time since my breakup).
2. Best Sex Music – (the choices were bad)
I couldn’t possible narrow it down. Music is so sexy to me in general…i’m very aural. I’ll just leave you with a bit of advice:

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Never done the video thing, and i won’t say for certain what i think without trying it, but probably pics. Though, really, there are a lot of things that turn me on more than the visual aspect. Maybe that’s why pictures, room for imagination.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
haha, well, i had to look them up on google to find out who they were…George Clooney is pretty hot, but i’d rather a girl. Of course, if it’s definitely going to be fabulous sex, i’m not as picky about who it’s with ;)

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
I hate the word (can we just say cock?) but, dildo.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Not picky. Though it’s irritating for sleeping, the amount of streetlight that filters into my bedroom is about perfect for ‘lights off’ sex – not bright, but you can totally see what’s going on.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Cunt.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Never done the spanking over the knee thing, but based on what i have done, i’ll just say yes. Spanking of any variety is damn good by me. Or, well, that’s assuming i’m the one being spanked.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Hmm, probably elevator. Not sure why

10. Favorite Porn Star?
I don’t so much watch porn (and generally the porn star look is so very not hot to me, that is, i realize, ignoring a lot of the alt porn stuff, but i haven’t actually seen any of it, so…). I much prefer to read porn. So, perhaps Sinclair. Though, until just now i always thought of her as the author, i suppose she is usually the star (or co-star) as well.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Exactly what Dylan said: “COCK for sure, but sometimes I throw dick around. Dick just seems very bio-penis to me.”

12. Put on PJs After Sex or Sleep Naked?
Mmm, i love sleeping naked. But sometimes i have to throw pjs(well, boxers and tank top or something) on the take the dog out, in which case i feel kinda silly taking it off again just to sleep. And when it gets real hot, it’s nice for one person to have a shirt on so you don’t stick.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Never tried bondage tape, but i love rope, it just feels so soft and yummy on my skin.

14. Top, Bottom, or Switch?
Oh, bottom.

15. Sex In The Shower or Sex In The Kitchen?
Oh my god that’s a hard one. I love the sexy taking a shower together buildup. But i have a very vivid memory of me bent over, collar chained to a kitchen cabinet, and, well…let’s just say, i choose kitchen sex.

16. Which Threesome – Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boi/Boi/Girl? Maybe Boy/Girl/Girl with the right boy – it seems rather unlikely to me that i’d find two boys i’d want to fuck around with.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Again, Dylan’s answer was too good to improve on: “Neither… seems messy. I’ll create the tingle and there’s nothing wrong with the taste.”

18. Favorite Non-Sexual Object to Make Sexual?
hmm…ties and belts. Said this before, but not much sexier than having my tie tugged on, and though i haven’t had the chance yet, they’ve excellent potential for tying up, or blindfolding. Belts. I have a particular belt of Jake’s in mind, but i’m sure this can be generalized. The thick, butch leather belt that’s so sexy on (beater, belt, cargo jeans…that image from early on is still perfectly clear), and so much sexier off, when it can be slipped around my neck, wrists, or, best of all, wielded.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
The latter…i’ve come rather close to that. I think – though i don’t know – that i’d be much too self conscious and shy for the former.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
Ooh, i love me some tied to the bed. Won’t rule it out, but the St Andrews Cross seems a little too hardcore for me. I’ve changed my mind on what falls into that category a lot, though.

Lady Brett
“Michael” – Maggi, Pierce and E.J.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 28, 2008 2:34 pm

    ‘Oh I just meant to cuddle’ sex….yeah after having a great weekend chock full of sex, I think this kind was my favorite.

  2. April 28, 2008 9:40 pm

    What an awesome comic. I love it. I always have playlists ready specifically for that reason… to filter out the embarrassing stuff and seem 100% smooth and suave.

    Thanks for the compliments to my answers as well, I’m glad you enjoyed my edited version of the survey. Sometimes the gays just need a few tweaks you know!

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