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“The world will sing when I am King”

March 20, 2008

“All joking aside, words cannot express how much i love you fuckers.”

A moment of sincerity from Boss. I totally agree with the sentiment.

I’ve been saving this PostSecret. It’s dragalicious.


Though, personally, i don’t so much agree. For one thing i do have a penis, so there! For another, though, i’m not that fond of it. I’m getting over it, but my first reaction when i got it was to drop it and go “eww.” Actually, that was the first thing i did once i opened it. My first reaction was “heh, heh, i got my package in the mail, heh, heh.” Anyway, i suppose that’s a testament to the accuracy of the soft pack – that is much the reaction i have to the real thing (i have also heard from people who have much more appreciation for penes that the soft pack really is a damn good fakey). Also, it’s pink. Like, kinda skin pink, but it’s a rather icky color – they were out of pasty-ass-white that might have matched. But i am getting used to it. And, while i don’t like touching it, i do like wearing it (while i’m in drag) because it really does make a difference. It is completely different from just stuffing with a sock or something, which pretty much only serves to make a bulge; the packy actually affects, a bit, the way i walk, and i understand guys’ rearranging now. Overall, like any good costume, it helps you just get in character a little better.

A few weeks back i finally made myself something of a packing strap. Now, i could do without one – boxer briefs keep it in place pretty well (and i don’t wear baggy pants) – but every time i went to the bathroom it would fall out. Which is kind of funny, really, but also freaking annoying. Now i’ve sewed some straps on a pair of underwear, and my junk stays put. Yay!

i’m a drinker not a fighterOther notes on kingly fashion: thanks to Bouncer, i now have a zippo! Indeed, we all have king zippo’s in nifty little zippo pouches now. I’m gonna have to get a bit better at wielding mine, but it’s pretty freaking sweet. Also, i want this t-shirt. It’s perfect for him.

I’ve run across some handy blogs for men’s fashion tips (etc.). Kinowear is a pretty good place for general younger-metro-fashion info – my favorite so far is on how to fold a pocket square – despite that i’d think the authors were fucking pretentious assholes if i met them. The Art of Manliness i like quite a bit. It’s much more old-fashioned and courteous, and has a broader range of topics (rather than the “look good so you’ll get laid” focus of Kinowear…not that that’s a bad goal). Not only stylish fashion, but also “The Mechanics of the Man Hug” and “Write a Love Letter Like a Soldier” for a few of my favorites. I highly recommend it to any drag kings, butches, transmen, people who find gender interesting. Oh, and men too.

Lady Brett
“When I Am King” – Great Big Sea

3 Comments leave one →
  1. March 21, 2008 10:41 am

    That kinowear website is a great source of men’s fashion tips. I’m def. into the younger-metro fashion thing, and it was perfect. I’m not sure how I feel about the use of the word “kino” from that guy Mystery on the art of dating and all… but the site is well written and interesting, for sure.

  2. March 31, 2008 2:14 pm

    Can I ask what packer you got (mr. limpy? silky? mr.right?) Mr. Limpy is more a fun, throw it at the wall or twirl it in the air at derby bouts kind of packer, where as I held a Mr.Right in my hands at work, and suddenly I wanted one too! You might just need to find the right one for you.

    A packer and a zippo all in one week? Now you just need me on your arm, and you’re set (j/k).


  3. March 31, 2008 3:21 pm

    it’s a “soft pack” from babeland. i don’t know…that might be the same as one of the others because babeland doesn’t always use the brand names. don’t get me wrong, i like my packy, it just takes some getting used to =)

    you on my arm, too? that might be too much excitement for one little king! =D

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