“lad i don’t know where you been, but i see you won first prize”
Although the only people that i know read this thing are girls, i have an announcement for the guys…if there are any. This is a Utilikilt:
You should have one. ‘Cause men in kilts are hot. And it’s like a work-kilt, and if khaki ain’t your thing it comes in all sorts of things like camo and leather and tuxedo-style and even sportsy nylon. Even if wearing a kilt ain’t your thing, go check them out ’cause they’ve got some really funny pro-kilt ads on their site.
“The Scotsman” – Brobdingnagian Bards (well, that’s the recorded version i’ve heard…most of the time it’s just sung by a random group of people who’ve had a little too much beer, or fun.)