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“I don’t wanna be country with some faggot looking over at me”

August 10, 2007

Our very favorite vicious looney, Fred Phelps, has decided that the most reasonable explanation for the Minnesota bridge collapse is that God hates Minnesota. Which we all knew. But why? Because Minnesota loves fags. Which was kind of news to me. So God, in all his infinite wisdom, decided that a big highway bridge falling into a river would make it unequivocally clear to the unbelievers that he would no longer put up with their sissy-loving ways. Obviously.

And, for your edification: www.godhatesfigs.com

Lady Brett
“Dick in Dixie” – Hank III

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