“Heave ho, thieves and beggars”
Ha! Birthday! My sweet girl took me out to a lovely dinner, and to a movie, and a night in bed! We saw Pirates 3. Because i’m a fucking dork, that’s why. It was utterly ridiculous, and i had a fucking blast. I was pretty much laughing or smiling for the whole 3 hours. If it weren’t for that i might belabor the point that no movie that isn’t as royally awesome as the Lord of the Rings has any right to be three hours long. But i won’t, because it was three hours of fun. Oh, but whatever you do, don’t expect it to be good (though it is exceptionally well acted, as the others). It’s even sillier than the second one, and i think i liked it more. It either wasn’t trying as hard to be silly or maybe it just crossed the threshold where you just give in. Obviously, nothing could compare in coolness to the original.