Femme Guide to Butch Drinks. Part 3.
Book Review.
I’m no expert. Hell, i’m not even an amateur in the original sense. If you want a list of good books to learn to mix drinks from, this is not really it.
I am inclined to think that you could tell a fair bit about me from my book collection. So, my books on the subject of drinking are: 1000 Drinks! (or some such), Cocktails for Dummies: Pocket Edition (what? it was a dollar. Handy, too, when one hasn’t the patience for 1000 damn drinks.), the Esquire Handbook for Hosts and Crosby Gaige’s Cocktail Guide and Ladies’ Companion (come to think of it, that was a dollar too).
It is the latter this is about. Frankly, i bought it at the annual library booksale without even opening it. Can you blame me?
Crosby Gaige’s Cocktail Guide and Ladies’ Companion:

I thought not.
It is the most rediculous and fantastic piece of writing i’ve ever owned – or read, for that matter.
My copy is as of the seventh printing (1949), and i do not think there is a better way to describe this book than to copy the title page:
Crosby Gaige’s
Cocktail Guide
and
Ladies’ Companion
Richly Embellished with Drawings
Almost from Life
by
REA IRVIN
With a Foreward in Golden Prose
by
LUCIUS BEEBE
and
A Recessional or Final Insult
Hurled at the Reader
by
LAWTON MACKALL
Published for Hussies and Homebodies
by
M. BARROWS AND COMPANY
incorporated
At the FIRESIDE PRESS
NEW YORK
1949
In a lighthearted mood the book is a fantastic (read: rediculous) read. Fortunately it is only about 1/3 actual writing. Even in a lighthearted mood more than that might weigh on one. Past that, i truly appreciate the recipes. It has a few food recipies for entertainig, none of which i’ve tried. But i’ve looked through the drink recipes, and tried a number of the whiskey ones. Primarily i like to have an “authentic” source for old fashioned drinks. It is far more interesting – and discerning – than my generic thousand drinks book.
Frankly, i’m smitten with it’s ridiculousness.
On the down side, it’s largest segment is dedicated to gin drinks. That’s really a factor of the era, but it’s a shame for me that i like classic cocktails and can’t stand gin.
Lady Brett
P.S. a note from my dictionary: “hussie” is derived from “housewife.” Hussies and homebodies, indeed!



OMG what a fantastic find! My favorite part is “A Recessional or Final Insult Hurled at the Reader.” Not really sure what a recessional is or why a writer of an afterword would want to insult the reader, but who cares? It looks like a delight.
Have you tried any of the whiskey or bourbon recipes? If so, report back! Personally I’ve always love whiskey sours in the summertime but it’s almost impossible to get a good one these days because most sweet and sour mix is so terrible. Thoughts?
xo
SF
Oy vey!
That is outrageously cheap, finding that book for a dollar. I varies from $45 to $90 (or thereabouts) on amazon. It´s at the very top of my wishlist! And I love gin…
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